A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds,
"Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it"
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Seitdem ich die Menschen kenne, liebe ich die Tiere.
Lieber stehend sterben als kniend leben.
#1 Rule of old age: don't lay it down, put it where it BELONGS.
#2 Rule: IF you put it WHERE YOU WONT FORGET, you WILL forget where it is.