... bei dieser gut breiften (320) Sozia
wärst du wohl auch eher mit ´nem Bulldozer unterwegens...

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Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...

Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at
me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become
Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want
make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog
with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a
flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window
place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-
free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my
wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make
a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room
with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the
earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working
on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha).
We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose
on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every
day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus
Xaver

also wenn ich mir das so durchlese hätte, ich mir auch einen runterholen können,
da wäre wenigstens was bei raus gekommen

Komm wir essen Opa.

Wenn Satzzeichen Leben retten.

uǝsǝl nz ʇxǝʇ
uǝp ɯn
'ʇsɥɔɐɯ
lɥnʇs
ɯǝp ɟnɐ
puɐʇspuɐɥ
np uuǝʍ
'ʇɥǝıssnɐ
sǝ ǝıʍ
'uǝɥǝs lɐɯ
ǝuɹǝƃ
ɥɔı ǝpɹüʍ
ɯǝpɹǝßnɐ
˙uǝssɐl ɐp
ǝßüɹƃ ɹɐɐd
uıǝ lɐɯ ɹıp
ǝʇlloʍ ɥɔ

versucht das mal bei eurer frau, wenn sie vom fitnessstudio zurückkommt:

Na Schatz, jetzt kannst du mal aufhören mit dem Bauch-Beine-Po-Training.
Davon hast du eh schon genug.
Wie wärs, wenn du mal den Busen trainierst?

Kommt ne Frau beim Arzt.

Sie: "ich hätte so gern ne gößere oberweite"
Er: "nehmen sie klopapier und reiben es zwischen ihren brüsten"
Sie: "und das soll was nützen?"
Er: "hat bei ihrem arsch doch auch geklappt"