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inteligently Dutch Tornado pilot
A couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local bar and, with no place else to go, end up in the hangar at LAX. One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?”
“Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, that’ll king give you a buzz.”
So they get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up and he knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn’t. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels great, No hangover!
The phone rings, it’s his buddy. The buddy says, “Hey, how do you feel?”
He said, “I feel great!!”
And the buddy says, “I feel great too!! You don’t have a hangover?”
And he says, “No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangover. We ought to do this more often.”
“Yeah, we could, but there’s just one thing. Did you fart yet?”
“No.”
“Well, DON’T, ‘cause I did and now I’m in Denver.”
Der kleine Sohn schaut sich den neuen Pelzmantel seiner Mutter an und meint:
"Muss das arme Vieh dafür gelitten haben..!"
Darauf die Mutter wütend: "Wie sprichst Du eigentlich über Deinen Vater?!"
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Ride safe and have fun ...
Bubbu
Re: Spaß muss sein!
Zweideutiger geht's nimmer :cool:
Ich kann nicht mehr.....
Momentan ist große Aufregung im Prono-Business: Da hat doch tatsälich eine Studie zutage geförert, dass 41,245% allers Milfs keine Kinder haben
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When your chopper is broken you fix it. When you are broken your chopper fixes you.
Wie wahr!
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LET'S MAKE CHOPPERS GREAT AGAIN!
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*rülps*
So isses,
war letztens mit dem Auto unterwegs und dachte an ner Ampel, wassnnulos?????
Motor kaputt?
Nö, im Spiegle dann ne Italobimmel.
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Seitdem ich die Menschen kenne, liebe ich die Tiere.
Lieber stehend sterben als kniend leben.
#1 Rule of old age: don't lay it down, put it where it BELONGS.
#2 Rule: IF you put it WHERE YOU WONT FORGET, you WILL forget where it is.